"Student loans are just taxes for those not born rich and dare to get an education."
Shit is real son.
No, they’re not taxes. Taxes are usually used to improve something for society, like building roads or keeping public parks open or having a mail service or something. All my college education did was give me some knowledge. But without a somewhat steady job (aka a way to actually use that knowledge) I cannot improve anything around me. I cannot pay for myself, I cannot pay for others, I cannot improve upon society in any significant way.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
And I was like yis
you know whats super hard?… wrapping Christmas presents that aren’t square.